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Where were you in 2005 when Cabin Crew and Sunset Strippers released the exact same song?

i drink water, not to stay hydrated, but to piss more

Rings based on how much I want to give them my partner:
πŸ’ = nope !!!
πŸ“ž = yeah !!!

Strapping myself into the fitness bike like I have any chance at winning the Tour de France

Blame It On Your Love: Club bop
Dylan Brady Remix: Workout banger
Track 10: Having a lil cry tune

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𝕒𝕧𝕒π•₯𝕒𝕣 𝟜 πŸ‘½'s choices:


For people who are constantly screaming into the void.