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Rings based on how much I want to give them my partner:
💍 = nope !!!
📞 = yeah !!!

Strapping myself into the fitness bike like I have any chance at winning the Tour de France

If you’re wondering, I prefer to cry when I’m working out

Blame It On Your Love: Club bop
Dylan Brady Remix: Workout banger
Track 10: Having a lil cry tune

If someone's really into Spider-Man you can tell they're into rope 🤠

My conversational style involves asking a lot of questions, which is really good for getting to know someone! But if we’ve known each other for a while and I keep that up, let me know, I know it can be annoying.

You stan me and I’ll ban you
Maaastooodooon
Gotta block em all, Mastodon!

You stan me and I’ll ban you
Maaastooodooon
Gotta block em all, Mastodon!

very gross 

What if one day I open this website to find that this happened to all of you

dominos pizza tracker is surveillance state fascism

The should now be fully updated with everyone's requests from... the last 3 months... yeah, sometimes I get quite slack lmao

Starting a tech support company where you pay me $100 to come to your house, light all your tech on fire and set you free in the woods

bi people in "straight" relationships? 

I drifted and now I miss talking to a lot of people from here regularly but it's okay I'll work on that.

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THE SCREAM ZONE

For people who are constantly screaming into the void.