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You may have heard of the shadow DOM, but have you heard of the twilight DOM?

You all call noodles “noods” right? And if not, you’re going to start now yeah?

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[chillz voice] Number Eighty-Three. Care Says Bye Bye

Anyone in the house feeling horntgry tonight??? Hell yeah

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Me: I’m going to make a great cover version of a song!
Also me: I can’t find a synth preset that fits, I’m out.

People will have you believe that Ant-Man goes up Thanos’ ass at the end of Endgame but actually Show more

This showing of Avengers: Endgame and this baby sitting next to me is the most ambitious crossover event in history.

Wrangling up cars with my lasso at the car park 🤠

If you need a car, simply go to a car park

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From now on if people reply guy me I'm just gonna send them @jojo 's reply game

Surreal to think that Glass Swords was released this decade

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Free As In Beer

vs.

Free As In Speech

vs.

Free As In Real Estate 🤔

Me, anytime a joke doesn’t land: “Sorry for party rocking”

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THE SCREAM ZONE

For people who are constantly screaming into the void.