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me, calling kyle: okay. share your screen i wanna see this
kyle: hold on i have like a lot of stuff open
me: dude i've known you for TEN years, you could have porn open and i wouldn't give a shit.
me: ...damn, i can say that for real now!
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Shrek is a 2001 American computer-animated, comedy film loosely based on the 1990 fairytale picture book of the same name by William Steig. Directed by Andrew Adamson and Vicky Jenson in their directorial debuts, it stars Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, and John Lithgow as the voices of the lead characters. The film parodies other films adapted from fairy tale storylines, primarily aimed at animated Disney films. In the story, Shrek (Myers) finds his swamp overrun by fairy tale creatures who have been banished by a corrupt Lord Farquaad (Lithgow) aspiring to be king. Shrek makes a deal with Farquaad to regain control of his swamp in retur
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my first 3 posts on @glassandeyes
make #kinniepride go trending
19 × it/he × white
designated dashbored lover. ask me about it :)
also designated alex asboth lover
For people who are constantly screaming into the void.